May 29, 2006
We Don't Serve That Here
Customer: A hot coffee, please.
Cashier: Huh?
- Starbucks, 28th & 3rd
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May 3, 2006
Prison Break Episode 20 - South Park Style
Give me my remote recaps Monday's Prison Break South Park style. You got to love it!
A few more after the jump.
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April 30, 2006
Oh my god, he's gay!
Girl #1: So you mean he's gay?!
Girl #2: Yeah, he's gay, he's gay, he's gay, he's gay!
Girl #3: Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god...
Girl #4: Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god...
Girl #2: He's gay, he's gay!
--81st St. B/C station
Overheard by: Tommy Wooh
Guy: But you have to promise, promise, promise, promise you won't tell anyone.
Girl: I promise.
Guy: Yeah, but promise promise promise?
Girl: I promise promise!
Guy: All right. [Sam]'s gay.
--57th & 6th
Overheard by: Heather
Girl: Let's get one thing straight...
Guy: I'm not.
Girl: Wait, what?...oh my fucking lord, everyone is fucking gay now! I'll see you in hell.
--Soho
Source: Overheard in New York
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April 28, 2006
German Report
Secretary: Why are these reports formatted so weird?
Boss: Well, because the Germans made them. Those Germans are weird.
Secretary: Hey, now... Be careful, I'm German.
Boss: Uh oh, you're not a lesbian too, are you?
Secretary: Well, I'm not really German.
Main Street Financial Office
East Hartford, Connecticut
Source: Overheard in the Office
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